We all do it. We laugh at things we know we shouldn’t even though they are wrong (or we’re guilty of the things ourselves). Here’s a list of some of the funniest things we know we shouldn’t laugh at, but do anyway, even if it’s to ourselves.
1. Ugly babies.
2. People who walk with something heavy in one hand and have to lean really far the other way to balance themselves.
3. When someone turns around and goes back the same way they were coming.
4. Cops riding anything except police cars: Bikes, Bicycles, Boats, and especially Horses.
5. People who say stupid things but really mean them.
6. Girls that wear belts that have no function and are not even attached to anything.
8. People who animatedly sing in their car.
9. Fannypacks.
10. Guys who drive with their shirts off.
11. When you tell someone to watch out and they don’t.
12. People who have full protective gear on when they ride a bicycle or rollerblade (kneepads and everything).
13. When you catch someone talking to themselves.
14. Stupid car horns.
15. Clowns and mascots. Not because they are funny, but because they are sad.
16. When someone turns around to say something to the person they are with and find that they aren’t there anymore.
17. Anytime someone runs into something.
18. The plural of “Salami.”
Please feel free to add any more you think of in the comments, I would love to hear your suggestions.
Now go own the world.-Ravi Vora
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This is mean but when someone is walking up the stairs and misses a step and completely tumbles to the ground…it is so hard for me not to laugh…especially when they get hurt…I mean what can you do besides look the other way and laugh [of course when you are to far away to help :)]
I lol’d hard at number 9 and 12 - in fact they were all funny great post ;P
One of my fav’s is when the person in line in front of you at any checkout has a credit card decline (or, for those in the foodservice industry, when a table’s credit card declines at payment).
I love hearing them stumble through the “oh, it must be some mistake” crap.
OMG…. Combine 9 and 12……
When people cough and let a fart squeak out. The fart isn’t funny, but their embarrassed look is what makes me laugh.
When babies stick up their middle finger.
When you’re riding a horse with a group and someone’s horse stops to take a huge dump and the rider doesn’t know so they start kicking really hard.
I felt the need to tell you that linking to Overheardinnewyork.com made my day. One of the funniest sites ever. Thanks.
Very often with these “everyone” lists I feel like a little extraterrestial.
Out of the list following thing make me smile, for these reasons:
3. I do that too! Pretty much daily. Partially because pacing around is more fun than standing still.
4. Especially bicycles and horses as they are approachable and environmentally friendly. Once I also laughed about police bicycles, here is a photo explaining the why: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lynoure/234963640/
8. It’s good to express oneself.
10. Sometimes they are just plain yummy to look at.
16. Same as #3, except this does not happen daily to me.
18. Actually, this makes me laugh, as does the singular. Too many hide-the-salami jokes, I bet :)
You forgot when people say the possessive of their group of friends. (Hope that made sense)
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Ps.
Amazing list.
Amazing site.
It’s really funny when someone is talking and they kind of gag on there own saliva and they try to play it off. The gaging isn’t funny but the teary red-eyes always send me to the floor.
Or when someone stands up to make a speech about something, and adds the dumbest most untalented joke on to it, and everybody stares at the person. THAT i cant help but laugh at, not the joke.. The HOW pathetic the person is lol
This one time, 8th grade, I had a hand full of change in my hand for lunch money, after I changed out of my gym clothes,I went to sit on the end of a long bench… There was no bench under me cuz my aim sucks, lol, CHANGE WENT FLYING and I went “thump” and was on my butt on the floor. All the girls changing around me about fell over laughing (me as well). The element of suprise is the best, ALWAYS!!