Every man of steel has his kryptonite.
Some can be defeated with common household items.
Yes, even with all of the superpowers in the world, there are still things that can easily destroy these superhumans. Whether you read comics or not, I think you’ll be able to appreciate this list.
Banshee |
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| Power: Sonic scream |
Natural enemy: A cave |
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Catwoman |
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| Power: Cat-like reflexes |
Natural enemy: Water |
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Gambit |
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| Power: Manipulating Kinetic Energy Hypnotically charm people |
Natural enemy: Rosie O’Donnell |
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Human Torch |
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| Power: Flame Body |
Natural enemy: A room full of gas |
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Wolverine |
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| Power: Adamantium Skeleton Healing Power Claws |
Natural enemy: Appalachian State University |
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Cyclops |
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| Power: Psionic Blast |
Natural enemy: His own reflection |
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Thing |
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| Power: Superhuman strength Withstands extreme environments |
Natural enemy: Women |
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Sabretooth |
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| Power: Superhuman strength Superhuman smell Superhuman reflexes |
Natural enemy: Everlasting Gobstoppers |
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Spiderman |
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| Power: Spider-sense Web-shooting |
Natural enemy: Shoes, newspapers, and other blunt objects |
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The Hulk |
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| Power: Superhuman Strength |
Natural enemy: Nalgene water bottles |
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Rogue |
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| Power: Drain other’s powers |
Natural enemy: Conformity |
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Invisible Woman |
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| Power: Turn invisible |
Natural enemy: Clothes |
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Professor X |
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| Power: Mind Reading Telepathy |
Natural enemy: Jessica Simpson |
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Watcher |
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| Power: Cosmic Awareness |
Natural enemy: Hats |
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There you go. A bunch of superpeople defeated by everyday things. Gives hope to the rest of us, doesn’t it?
Now go own the world.-Ravi Vora
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Too funny! I especially loved Banshee’s enemy of the cave. My husband is an avid comic collector (since he was 5) and I’ve read off and on for years.
This post was great for showing that everyone has a weakness, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t super! :0)
Thank you for sharing!
RAVIIII!!! I StumbleUpon’ed your page!!! RANDOMLY! I got to the end and I was like “wow… that was really funny… I wonder who’s page this is… and who can jock on the Wolverines like that… OH ITS RAVI” lol
Keep it up man! You’re a reviewers favorite on stumbleupon :)
Shirley - Very true!
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Hi, I saw this post and it was very good, but too short a list. What about Silver Surfer, Batman, Daredevil, Aquaman, etc…
cyclops has concussive eye blasts. the word psionic implies “of the mind.” good stuff though.
clothes.
hehe
Great list, really funny. But that one about Wolverine…that one hurt.
Oh wow!!! This is definitely a super cool collection! I stumbled upon this and this gave me a good laugh! Haha! Cheers! :D
lol the one with jessica simpson xDDDD
hey thanks for this really funny keep up the good work
Haha, the one with Invisible Woman’s weakness being clothes is actually quite sexy…
bravo! the wolverine thing, priceless. michigan sucks.