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Proof you can make it: 20 Ugly Actors You Know and Love

Take a seat, stop eating that burger, and listen. There are ugly people in Hollywood.

Not only are they successful, but they are famous, loved, and above all, talented. Even though they don’t fit the stereotypical “beautiful people” standard for the big screen, they do fit the talented and qualified in their field standard for success.

So strap in, get ready to have your beliefs shattered, and enjoy the ugly.

20 Ugly Actors that are successful

Mike MyersMike Myers
As seen in:
Wayne’s World, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, Mystery, Alaska

 

Willem DafoeWillem Dafoe
As seen in:
Spider-man, Platoon, The English Patient, American Psycho, Speed 2: Cruise Control, The Boondock Saints, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Aviator

 

Christopher WalkenChristopher Walken
As seen in:
Wedding Crashers, Catch Me If You Can, Pulp Fiction, Joe Dirt, Domino, The Stepford Wives, Man on Fire, Click, Man of the Year, Balls of Fire, Envy, Hairspray

 

Vincent SchiavelliVincent Schiavelli
As seen in:
Ghost, Batman Returns, Tomorrow Never Dies, Death to Smoochy

 

Steve BuscemiSteve Buscemi
As seen in:
Fargo, Reservoir Dogs, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski, Big Daddy, Con Air, Armageddon, Big Fish, The Island, The Sopranos

 

John C. ReillyJohn C. Reilly
As seen in:
Magnolia, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Boogie Nights, The Thin Red Line, The Perfect Storm, Gangs of New York, Chicago, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

 

Helena Bonham CarterHelena Bonham Carter
As seen in:
Fight Club, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Planet of the Apes, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

Pruitt Taylor VincePruitt Taylor Vince
As seen in:
Natural Born Killers, S1m0ne, Identity, Monster, Constantine, Deadwood

 

Robert DaviRobert Davi
As seen in:
Die Hard, The Goonies, License to Kill, Showgirls

 

Joe PesciJoe Pesci
As seen in:
Half Nelson, Lethal Weapon 2, Goodfellas, Home Alone, My Cousin Vinny, With Honors, Casino, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, The Good Shepherd

 

Sandra BernhardSandra Bernhard
As seen in:
Roseanne, Law & Order: SVU, The L Word

 

Clint HowardClint Howard
As seen in:
Tango & Cash, Apollo 13, Ed TV, My Dog Skip, Little Nicky, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Cinderella Man, How to Eat Fried Worms, Halloween

 

Dan HedayaDan Hedaya
As seen in:
“Yes, Dear”, Swimfan, Mulholland Dr., Shaft, Clueless, Cheers, The First Wives Club, The Addams Family, Joe Versus the Volcano, Slow Burn, A Night at the Roxbury

 

Tim CurryTim Curry
As seen in:
Clue, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hunt for Red October, It, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Congo, A Christmas Carol, Charlie’s Angels, Scary Movie 2

 

Ron PerlmanRon Perlman
As seen in:
Hellboy, The Last Winter, Star Trek: Nemesis, Enemy t the Gates, Blade II, Crime and Punishment, Star Trek: Nemesis

 

Danny TrejoDanny Trejo
As seen in:
Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Halloween, Grindhouse, Delta Farce, The Devil’s Rejects, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Reindeer Games, Inferno, The Replacement Killers, Con Air

 

Linda HuntLinda Hunt
As seen in:
Kindergarten Cop, The Practice, Carnivale, Yours, Mine and Ours, Stranger than Fiction, The Incredibles (voice of Edna)

 

David ThewlisDavid Thewlis
As seen in:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Basic Instinct 2, Dragonheart, Seven Years in Tibet, The Big Lebowski, The Omen, The New World, Kingdom of Heaven, Timeline, The Island of Dr. Moreau

 

Joan CusackJoan Cusack
As seen in:
Sixteen Candles, Toys, Grosse Pointe Blank, Runaway Bride, In & Out, High Fidelity, The School of Rock, Raising Helen

 

Pete PostlethwaitePete Postlethwaite
As seen in:
Alien 3, The Usual Suspects, Hamlet, Romeo + Juliet, Dragonheart, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Amistad, Æon Flux, The Constant Gardener, The Omen

 

Whew, that was a lot of ugly. But who cares? They are more famous and far richer than you or I. Not to mention they are talented, and we love to watch them because they “fit” their roles.

Some beauty

It doesn’t matter if you’re not cookie-cutter perfect for your goals. What matters is getting there by being unique and great at what you do.

So stop worrying if you’re not smart enough, not fast enough, not goodly at writing enough, or not beautiful enough. You’re unique and talented in your own respect, and that’s what will allow you to achieve your dreams.

Now go own the world.

-Ravi Vora

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Comic Book Characters and Their Real Life Enemies

Superman

Every man of steel has his kryptonite.

Some can be defeated with common household items.

Yes, even with all of the superpowers in the world, there are still things that can easily destroy these superhumans. Whether you read comics or not, I think you’ll be able to appreciate this list.

Banshee

Power:
Sonic scream
Natural enemy:
A cave
Banshee

Catwoman

Power:
Cat-like reflexes
Natural enemy:
Water
Catwoman

Gambit

Power:
Manipulating Kinetic Energy
Hypnotically charm people
Natural enemy:
Rosie O’Donnell
Gambit

Human Torch

Power:
Flame Body
Natural enemy:
A room full of gas
Human Torch

Wolverine

Power:
Adamantium Skeleton
Healing Power
Claws
Natural enemy:
Appalachian State University
Wolverine

Cyclops

Power:
Psionic Blast
Natural enemy:
His own reflection
Cyclops

Thing

Power:
Superhuman strength
Withstands extreme environments
Natural enemy:
Women
Thing

Sabretooth

Power:
Superhuman strength
Superhuman smell
Superhuman reflexes
Natural enemy:
Everlasting Gobstoppers
Sabretooth

Spiderman

Power:
Spider-sense
Web-shooting
Natural enemy:
Shoes, newspapers, and other blunt objects
Spiderman

The Hulk

Power:
Superhuman Strength
Natural enemy:
Nalgene water bottles
The Hulk

Rogue

Power:
Drain other’s powers
Natural enemy:
Conformity
Rogue

Invisible Woman

Power:
Turn invisible
Natural enemy:
Clothes
Invisible Woman

Professor X

Power:
Mind Reading
Telepathy
Natural enemy:
Jessica Simpson
Professor X

Watcher

Power:
Cosmic Awareness
Natural enemy:
Hats
Watcher

There you go. A bunch of superpeople defeated by everyday things. Gives hope to the rest of us, doesn’t it?

Now go own the world.

-Ravi Vora

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18 Things Everyone Finds Hilarious But Shouldn’t

Baby laughing

We all do it. We laugh at things we know we shouldn’t even though they are wrong (or we’re guilty of the things ourselves). Here’s a list of some of the funniest things we know we shouldn’t laugh at, but do anyway, even if it’s to ourselves.

1. Ugly babies.

2. People who walk with something heavy in one hand and have to lean really far the other way to balance themselves.

3. When someone turns around and goes back the same way they were coming.

4. Cops riding anything except police cars: Bikes, Bicycles, Boats, and especially Horses.

5. People who say stupid things but really mean them.

6. Girls that wear belts that have no function and are not even attached to anything.

7. Cats wearing clothes.

8. People who animatedly sing in their car.

9. Fannypacks.

10. Guys who drive with their shirts off.

11. When you tell someone to watch out and they don’t.

12. People who have full protective gear on when they ride a bicycle or rollerblade (kneepads and everything).

13. When you catch someone talking to themselves.

14. Stupid car horns.

15. Clowns and mascots. Not because they are funny, but because they are sad.

16. When someone turns around to say something to the person they are with and find that they aren’t there anymore.

17. Anytime someone runs into something.

18. The plural of “Salami.”

Please feel free to add any more you think of in the comments, I would love to hear your suggestions.

Now go own the world.

-Ravi Vora

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